Carl Jonard Technically Still Has a Blog

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Okay, so on September 11 (no, not that September 11), Barack Obama started airing this two-minute ad, “Plan for Change,” in which he speaks directly to the camera about his economic plan. He’s sitting in a well-lit living room. The entire commercial is shot in one take, and he closes by encouraging people to check [...]

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This year, choose your vote based on what really matters.
Obama’s iPhone application:

The closest equivalent available for McCain:

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Listen to the whole thing. This is scary.
Democratic Georgia congressman Jim Marshall talks to NPR about the bailout.

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I have no comment.

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OK, this is pretty cool.

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I learned today that Jonard Industries (no relation) has merged with OK Industries (also no relation). Together, they have created a series of the most thrilling industrial videos ever created!*
*(Note: this is not true. This is a very boring video. Do not sit through the whole thing waiting for a punchline. There is no reason [...]

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According to the infallible Urban Dictionary, a “jonard” is:
A large plant found near the ridges of the Amazon River said to be a spiritual healing tool for the native tribes camping afar.
The man used a jonard to cure his pain of sickness.

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“Picaresque” is not a fancy way to spell “picturesque.”

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Highlights from the Sarah Palin/Charlie Gibson interview:

There’s also a funny spoof of the interview here, but it’s a little too over-the-top to be believable.

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